Obamacare: Headlines from the Future

Napoleon Linardatos gazes into his crystal ball and pulls headlines from the future of Obamacare.

"2024 Best Seller of the Year: Do it Yourself Brain Surgery" -New York Times Book Review, Dec 2024 "Is 65 the New 82?" US Weekly, Jul 2035 "New Prius Ambulance: No Siren or Emergency Lights but Really Low Carbon Footprint" AutoWeek, Mar 2019 "Better than Expected Death Figures Boost Social Security" Washington Post, Sep 2031 "Hospital Waiting List Longer than Tax Code" DrudgeReport.com, Feb 2027 "Poll: Doctors Least Popular Government Employees; DMV Clerks Distant Second" Gallup Poll, May 2041 "Success: Lower Birth Rates Reduce Infant Mortality" Editorial, New York Times, Jun 2021 "After Centuries of Disrepute Leeches Make Comeback" Los Angeles Times, Feb 2066 "Senate Set to Debate Pancreaticoduodenectomy" Politico, Aug 2044 "Ex-President Barack Obama Departs for Switzerland. Extensive Medical Tests Planned" New York Times, Mar 2040