Howard Dean: Elevator Liberal
En route to his speech in front of George Washington University’s College Democrats Wednesday, former DNC chairman and notorious shrieker Howard Dean snuggled up beside me inside a crowded elevator.
To my amazement and to the dismay of the rest of the elevator passengers, he took the elevator to the third floor. In an obvious breach of elevator etiquette (who takes an elevator up just two floors?) Dean also displayed his true colors when it comes to the environment.
Rather than walking and conserving valuable energy, Dean helped contribute to the global warming crisis by taking the infamously energy inefficient elevator. What would Al Gore say? Dean might preach conservation but his actions are empty!
When Mr. Gore’s ominous words come to fruition, and my home town in California resembles the 1995 classic Waterworld, I will blame you Howard Dean. And when my children ask me, “Papa, how did this happen?” I will reply the only way I know how, with a shrill yet guttural BEEYYAHHH!